Friday, June 22, 2012

Solioonensius and the Naked, Sun Zombie Apocalypse

A quick theory...

The recent spate of "zombie" attacks is odd in and of itself, but the naked angle is intereting.

Are these people being zapped by solar radiation coming throw small holes in the magnetosphere, messing with their heads, frying their rational thinking, making them extremely hot (inducing nakedness), and violent (using ape-like attacks, like face eating)?

I'm not buying the naked 80 year old lady growling at police as a bath salts case. I'm just not.

Keep this in mind. Perhaps, solioonensius induced naked sun zombies

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